Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Shame is for Republicans.
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