Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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