Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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