I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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