Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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