i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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