whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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