I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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