Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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