pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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