Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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