I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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