3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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