Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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