So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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