I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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