I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You took a bar mat shot.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My breasts were aching with rage.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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