They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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