Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
it hurts more in the daytime
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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