Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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