Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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