Christians are straight up FREAKS
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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