would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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