whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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