i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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