I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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