How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm getting married
To pizza
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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