So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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