dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
