What did we do last night that was yellow?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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