i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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