Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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