VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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