Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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