Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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