used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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