That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sext me about skeletons
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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