So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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