I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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