He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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