I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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