The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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