The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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