5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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