Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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