I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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