That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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