he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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