Those balls look pretty dangerous.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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