Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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